sausage jockey

male interior designers are sausage jockeys
by manjacket May 30, 2006
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Carrot jockey

That carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her twat from internal bleeding
by cityStatic April 03, 2011
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cock jockey

see darius khambata
tom vanner
dan brown
james carr
by Anonymous April 09, 2003
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knob jockey

one who likes a big knob up their anus.
David f takes hard knob up the anus he is a knob jockey
by robert f June 02, 2004
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bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.
Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.
by hammer---;, hytham May 02, 2007
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horse jockey

A short and small blond girl, weighing like 80 pounds. They get drunk all the time and can't remember the next morning. Most are named Bridget
Omg, look at that horse jockey, she can play flip cup like it's her job, that's she's eye level to the table.
by AFriendOfAFriend May 31, 2009
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Fence Jockey

Urban youths who spend all their free time sitting on fences near pay phones while shouting at traffic and attempting to sell drugs.
Look at that bunch of fence jockeys sitting by the 7-11.
by Landric April 02, 2003
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