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Zach Silva

Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:

- Must be called Zach Silva

- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin

If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.
Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now

Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards
by ZachSilvaFetish November 10, 2018
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zach houston

A handsome boy who is very sweet and caring.Does not show when he has a crush. The most amazing person that will ever be met. You will never meet a boy more sweet, kind, and caring than Zach Houston
Them- Who is that boy over there he is so handsome looking and super kind.
Me- That is Zach Houston my love.
by Miss Rayne May 11, 2017
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Zaching off

He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.
by Pussyfoot69 July 21, 2017
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Zach Homan

Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.
Have you met Zach Homan? I’ve heard he has a small cock
by Pepsi72 February 1, 2022
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Filthy zach

Is a fat balding 4 eyed geek who can’t stop complaining
I gave Jacob one of my large dildos and he started acting like a filthy Zach because it wasn’t big enough for his booty hole
by Boonshanka March 21, 2022
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Zach Ohio

Hey!! It’s Zach Ohio, lalala
by Tractorcan November 24, 2021
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Zach Hersch

A man with an absurd amount of IQ point, plays the trumpet and thinks he's better than everyone else. Often gets frustrated with others when he messes up. Has bad paper management and is very unorganized.
Zach Hersch please stop talking we know your better than everyone else
by Smart People Over 160 IQ April 27, 2023
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