Right yoke

"Right yoke" - In other words, serious stuff, or very good.

The word "yoke" singluar refers to a "thing"

"Jaysus, sure that is a right yoke"

"That Killian fella is some yoke Fergal."

by KillianMegabytes February 17, 2022

Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes in barmy stories that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.

Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days and of course it’s possible for an inaminate object to move against the tide.

Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.

by MB_NB July 9, 2023

Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.

Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.

by MB_NB July 9, 2023

jap yoke

A Japanese car

"I just installed a stage 1 remap in me jap yoke, smoked some fella in a beamer".

by Myabut reeks February 10, 2024

Dirty Yogesh

When you accidentally stumble into a funeral (typically one of a minority but any funeral works) and proceed to ask this. “I apologize for the random question but this is urgent: can anybody inform me on how to marginally increase my micropenis (approximately 2.4 inches in length) to roughly 7 inches? After I do so, I would like to compare penile length with that sexy person in the coffin.”

Yo did you pull a dirty yogesh at randy’s funeral?

by yogibear1223 May 23, 2025

Japped yoke

A Japanese or korean car that has been robbed thru breaking the ignition with a vice grips and sticking a flat head screwdriver into the ignition to start it. Usually these are robbed and burnt out in 6-54 hours, but in rare occasions the car can be a merc and it’s robbed in a different way for rallying. Either way it’s done, it’s fucking active. CARRIG ON TOP 🔝 #P43

Me and the bais got a jap yoke last night and flaked it on the pikey for a penny. The japped yoke flaad a yew young fellas when they wrapped it off an aul doll and blew her box to the moon w a half o of flake with a cake as a mistake to take a wait for a mate with for ate on a date Ygm mate!?!?

by Jaddy da Baddy May 28, 2025

Joker-Yoker

A person who tells jokes to much that it's annoying.

Guy 1: What does a nosy pepper do? Get Jalapeño Business!
Guy 2: *grunt* Get out of here you Joker-Yoker..

by 2015Neo November 1, 2025