playing the yankees

Masturbating for a male.

I walked in and there he was in front of the computer playing the yankees.

by iggyfenton July 26, 2017

the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

Yankees

TO ALL YOU YANKEE HATERS: What is wrong with you? Do you hate the yankees because they have the most money, the smartest owner and gm and the best fans? Why do you despise the yankees, because they win every year... Do you even know anything about baseball... People, all yankees are not bandwagoning idiots, Im a true yankee fan. I will die a yankee fan, because this is my team. I have liked them since I can remember, you can not "say" the yankees are bad, just say you dont like them... Damn,all yankee haters are in denile, you guys are jealous... Stop hating, and start looking at why your team sucks.

I hate the yankees because they have so much money from all their sold out games.

by yank fan September 28, 2006

New York Yankees

A baseball team that is greatly over rated and always has the highest payroll each year. The Yankees also have the worst fans because they are all fags from New York, who have the worst accents of all the Places in the United States

"If I were liked the New York Yankees I would kill myself"

by LordofWar April 21, 2008

Yankee Doodle

The next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. To "Yankee Doodle" is to tie together the penises of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.

Hunter and I were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good 'ol Yankee Doodle to get us where we needed to go. It blew my fucking mind.

by HunterCurtisJake August 1, 2010

yankee

to CHOKE

(v) - Derived from the 2004 New York Yankees who were the first Major League Baseball(MLB) team to be ahead 3-0 in a 7 game playoff series, only to lose the next 4 straight to the Boston Red Sox. The Red Sox went on to win their first World Series in 86 Years.

1. "They Yankee'd."
2. "Don't yankee that shot."
3. "Those guys are yankee'rs, they won't get the win."
4. "Someone do the Heimlich Maneuver to them, they are yankeeing."

by ChicksHateMe2 February 1, 2007