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Wizard Supreme

When a man uses his erect penis as a toy wand and casts spells while expelling semen.
"Oh daddy give me a wizard supreme"

"Expecto Patronus!"
by SwisherSwick May 10, 2012
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Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.
"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
by Jelsho April 21, 2018
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wizards cufflink

when a girl has a massive clitoris at the beginning of her massive wizards sleeve
Damn, Dazzas wizards cufflink was huge!
by truffles June 6, 2015
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Wizards trick

When you are about to nut and you spit on her back and she turns around and you cum all over her face.
I did the wizards trick on my bitch last night
by Bobbypog August 18, 2021
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dirty wizard

A cocktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull Harry Potter lookalike. The cocktail is made from three ingredients: Jack Daniels, Robinsons Summer Fruit Cordial and tonic water. It is disgusting.
"What did you throw that Dirty Wizard away for, you rotten bitch?" "I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU ONE IN A MINUTE!"
by GaJa Williams June 27, 2012
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Jizz Wizard

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*
by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016
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Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'
Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!
by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011
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