The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.
"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023

Person 1: Oh lord, here comes Allen Feng
Person 2: Can't wait for someone to glass him in his fucking throat
Person 2: Can't wait for someone to glass him in his fucking throat
by dirtykunt December 4, 2023

Hes a G, he always smells kinda funky but he's skilled all around. Usually a good wrestler. Pulls so many girls he doesn't even realize it
by Kendallish December 10, 2021

The Grindfather, he was defensive menace, especially on the Boston Celtics and Memphis Grizzlies. He was a 1x NBA champion in 2008, was on the 6x All-Defensive Team, and even Kobe Bryant said that he was the toughest defender he went against!
Friend: Did you hear about the Tony Allen jersey retirement on March 15th?
Me: Of course I heard about it!
Me: Of course I heard about it!
by Jorblint February 20, 2025

It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.
by Hinley_Lover November 25, 2014

To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.
Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
by raindrop121811 August 4, 2025
