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Mouse Whiskerin'

When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.
n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!"

v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."
by Word Burglar December 31, 2009
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Fanny-Whacker

Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers
Hey Mark quit doing that, here comes the fanny-whackers!
by fanny whacked February 3, 2010
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Penis Whackers

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.
Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."
by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010
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the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011
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Witchita Whacker

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.
Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.
by Sloan Ketterin June 2, 2011
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tiger whiskers

we call a situation ’tiger whiskers’ when a process is at its initial stage – such as getting a fashionable tattoo of a tiger and the whiskers are complete and:
a. but stops there, as the adventurous feelings are decreasing by the strong pain, and the client leaves with only 6 little lines on his/her shoulder in the hope of a braver future
b. it turns out how much more exciting these mysterious lines are, which hint at the enigma of its owner
for example in higher education a student certainly gets a line = tiger whiskers, and it only turns out afterwards how much more of the tiger is etched
by supermagnet November 20, 2011
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Cracker Whiskers

Cracker Whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.
Hey man, check out Cracker Whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise...
by plainly obscure March 29, 2014
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