what the bruh

When you have a brain aneurysm while trying to say "What the word", but in the middle of it you say "bruh" because you are having brain aneurysm.

Leo: "What happens when you cough up a hairball"
Josh: "What the..."
*Josh experiences brain aneurysm*
Josh: "What the bruh"

by papijamba October 23, 2019

the what fuck

Meaning what the fuck (or wtf), except expressing more confusion than usual.

Person 1: "Remember that one thing we did that one time with that one dude?"
Person 2: "The what fuck...?"

by Mezalyth September 28, 2008

What's the Burr?

When you want to know what's going on or whats the situation.

Hey Carlos, What's the Burr? in class

by I-Robb March 9, 2011

What-the-Fucksplosion

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.

What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

by ThePigThatArfs August 29, 2009

What the bags

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.

Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?

by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018

What the blunt

A term only know by few, where a term is replaced with the word "blunt." Those who say this term don't need to hit the blunt, but need to know the true creator.

What the blunt is wrong with you?
Are you blunting me?
Take a blunt and blunt your blunt?
Are you literally blunting me?

by Skifreaker3 June 9, 2016

what the whip

what he heck but instead of heck it’s whip 🤠

karen- “i took the kids”
me- “uh what the whip karen”

by kerchew95 June 14, 2019