walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
by georgia011 June 09, 2022
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Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.
by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022
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Walmart

Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx
by Xxur_badkid November 03, 2020
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Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx
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Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx
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Walmart

The shithole of humanity. Once you enter their store, you will find yourself ashamed to be a part of your species. Especially when you see someone you knew once, which is really awkward.
Ex: "Hey, do you wanna go to Walmart today? Gotta pick up some groceries."

"Fuck Walmart and their low, low prices!
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting
Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves
by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024
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