Padre Wasted

Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.

"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."

"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."

by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011

Water-Wasted

The discomfort you feel after ingesting substantial amount of liquids, specifically water, accompanied with slight exhaustion.

I.E.- "I just downed 2 liters of water, i feel so Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."

by MoyertheDestroyer January 28, 2018

Nuclear Waste

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Get Fuckin Wasted

A drinking game that is gauranteed to get everyone who plays it wasted. (Possibly the greatest drinking game ever created). Played with a deck of cards, the rules are as follows:
Spades-give the amount
Clubs-take the amount
Hearts-social the amount
Diamonds-waterfall that amount or longer
Aces-finish drink
Ace of spade-everyone finishes

I always start my night playing Get Fuckin Wasted, because its fun and i'll be drunk after playing it.

by Hector Rodriguez November 29, 2011

Waste Management

When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her.

Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?

Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.

Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!

Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"

by id0licious September 12, 2010

Black Girl Wasted

A state of inebriation that surpasses the level of White Girl Wasted. This usually includes obnoxious voice levels in places where it is not appropriate, an urge to fight or vandalize something, or an overall state of intoxication that one would not remember.

I heard John was drunk this weekend. Yes. He was pretty Black Girl Wasted and we had to take care of him all night.

by Graham Welington December 15, 2010

wastecadet

Some one who is starting to be a wasteman is called a waste cadet.

'Ben Scott is a wastecadet''

by LIVID-__- April 13, 2007