like death warmed over

absolutely horrible, awful, terrible
Man, Jeremy looks like death warmed over.
by Light Joker December 07, 2006
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drinks from the warm tap

Yeah, he drinks from the warm tap...
by Olddog2007 September 17, 2007
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Warm up my coffee

A lie to tell someone when you want/need to sneak off to have a cigarette or to get an extra break from work or any activity.
Kenny, would you mind watching my line so i can go warm up my coffee?
by Pleased Peasant January 31, 2020
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A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.
Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.
by inglosolunbe September 30, 2013
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Global warming crisis

A media hyped bandwagon to fill 24 hour news channels when nothing else is happening. A convieniant cause of all weather extremes, and an excuse for more taxes on anything and everything.
Look it's snowing more than usual this year - must be a global warming crisis.

It's the warmest winter in years - must be global warming.

Let's stick another 3p on a litre of petrol - to cut emissions you understand as you can't afford to drive anywhere anymore.
by Psychosplodge February 17, 2010
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Chili dog and a warm beer

This act takes place when a woman is deficated on by her partner between her breast. Then man then tittie fucks her and urinates on her chest and face.
A man walks up and drops a stink pickle on his old lady.. then rubs it in with his mangina while urinatin on his old lady face... also references to Bill Clinton.. Chili dog and a warm beer.. what will they think of next
by Mr Bachelor November 02, 2007
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