A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.
by Chip Rogul November 27, 2016
When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
by MFTJ February 14, 2021
Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019
A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek January 14, 2018
The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
by docbac15 February 14, 2014
A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
by Not_here_stop February 14, 2018