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Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything
I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023
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vasant

vasant jattan, I will marry you, I will take behold of you, your gentleman acts, your charming soul and loving comforting human that you are
by forever VP January 21, 2023
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Vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.
Lori, your presentation was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023
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vasbi

she is the main bitch who's the Bootylicious Backside Bossanova of your town. She's the one you want to have but you'll never be able to. She is exceptionally loyal and fierce and won't hesitate to call you out on your bad behaviour.
that girl in section-E, she's such a 'vasbi'.
by dictaay October 3, 2023
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Meat Vase

My wife had a picture of her uterus after it was removed. It looked like a meat vase!
by Tombo:) December 9, 2008
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Golden Vase

Sexual reward given by a lecturer to a student for doing well in a test. The lecturer urinates into the students mouth after sexual intercourse.
This weeks golden vase goes to Robert
by SantiagoMunez October 21, 2010
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Stretch Vasquez

A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.
Tyrone - He better watch himself before he gets the good ol Stretch Vasquez.
by Are You My Daddy November 5, 2016
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