Vagina Skirt 

A skin-tight short skirt (usually made of polyester, elastic and rayon) worn that if one were to bend over, the vagina (or junk) would be visible.

All those girls in that house are wearing vagina skirts and heels.

Vagina Skirt by Dat Biddie September 20, 2012

fairy vagina 

A fairy vagina is a girl who makes absolutely zero effort to attract guys but somehow they flock to her like moths to a flame. The term "fairy vagina" comes from the series True Blood where Pam screams "Im so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." Sookie draws vampires and other creatures to her inexplicably then we find out it is because they find her fairy scent irresistable. This is the same effect fairy vagina girls have on real men in real life without even trying.

"Dude, how is Dina getting all these guys to go crazy over her?"
"She has a fairy vagina."
"Oh, true."

fairy vagina by ammxs April 21, 2018

piggy bank vagina 

A women that only fucks men that have a lot of money. Age is not a factor.

"you do not have a chance of getting in her pants, she has a piggy bank vagina"

piggy bank vagina by hildy-ho February 16, 2009

pope of my vagina 

Usually used in reference to an unattainable male celebrity, this is a title given to the one person who's every word, action, or look most quickly makes the speaker's vagina wet for their cock (or fingers/tongue/whatever). It is implied that the speaker is (or would like to be) a sub with this person as their Dom in a D/s relationship; as the Pope is the leader of the Catholic church, the speaker would like for this person to be the leader of their vagina.

Michael Fassbender is the pope of my vagina

pope of my vagina by triplenope July 22, 2014

vagina 

best fucking thing ever. period.

wow, i like that vagina.

vagina by lord scrotum June 16, 2009

vagina soup 

The steamy liquid discharge excreted from the vagina after a semi-violent thrusting of meat and/or vegetables into the vaginal canal. The vigorous thrusting breaks off small bits food product and mixes it with the natural juices to create a tantalizingly rich and chunky broth sure to satisfy the most picky of eaters. Traditional ingredients include cucumbers, carrots, flank steak, hot dogs and/or sausage, frozen fish sticks or depending on size, an entire chicken or turkey (take care to remove giblet bag before insertion). Surprisingly light but filling. Usually serves two. Best served with crusty bread and a fine red wine.

Grandma always served up a steamy delicious bowl of vagina soup whenever we'd visit...

vagina soup by clayman01 February 2, 2010

vagina pickles 

cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.

Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.

vagina pickles by TEuronymous March 21, 2008