Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.

"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019

universal snap

A generic snap that was clearly sent to multiple people for streaks and/or out of laziness. Against proper snapchat etiquette.

"Omg Andrew just snapped me! He's so into me"
"Nah girl, I got it too. Must have a been a universal snap"

by Whyarentthereanyhandles May 7, 2018

Zoom University

When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.

“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”

“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”

by I like cheez-it September 15, 2020

Hoss University

The University of Hoss or "Hoss U" is a made up collage, and is used to refer to people who are not going to collage. It most commonly refers to bigger muscular boys who are dumb or not very bright. And implies they are going to Hoss U to presue a degree in "being a hoss"

Jack: "Charlie is such a Hoss he just plows through their defensive line!"

Dave: "I know! He is defiantly committing to Hoss University"

by hinsdale kid April 30, 2015

Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.

"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*

by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020

Universal code

Basic things that everyone knows

Friend - Can i borrow your underwear?
You- Ewww, gross you can't!
Friend- why not?
You- Because its Universal code

by RiahRhymes December 12, 2016

Lindenwood university

The place where everyone plays a sport and studies sports science/management. They also act like they’re a pro or have a shot at a high paying pro position. In reality only 2% of every college student athlete in the United States will make a pro team, then .01 to actually play regularly. It’s even less with this school. With a graduation rate of 50 percent these douche canoes that play sports are dumb entitled rich kids with no future. The women of Lindenwood are just as worse, worshiping the chads and brads that will ultimately do nothing of significance with their lives.

Lindenwood university, where rich dumb kids come to feel important

by PythonDev November 12, 2022