A man from India with a strong accent who excessivly shouts Bull Shit! when things don't go his way.
We took a cab from the airport and the driver was Uncle Patel.
I sat next to Uncle Patel on the plane.
I sat next to Uncle Patel on the plane.
by Michael Sweebe November 30, 2006
Get the Uncle Patelmug. 
The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.
Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)
by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006
Get the Uncle Claudemug. When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
by BagofDicks May 6, 2013
Get the Uncle Stevenmug. massive Nonce. Films his cousin wanking and is a massive melt. Touches kid bum holes on the daily with his dad but his mum is fit as fuck and takes it up the ass. uncle Bradley = Brad Benton from Chester. Also a gay model
by PedoExposer12345 September 23, 2019
Get the Uncle Bradleymug. The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger
Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
by guruforyou July 8, 2011
Get the Uncle Swagmug. When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017
Get the Sugar unclesmug.