Uncle Morris

An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.

"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."

by Lee Cooper April 20, 2007

Uncle Tom

Kanye West in 2018.

Kanye West is such an uncle Tom.

by Littleduckxoxo May 30, 2018

Uncle Claude

The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.

Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)

by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006

Uncle Steven

When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.

My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.

by BagofDicks May 6, 2013

Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

Uncle Bradley

massive Nonce. Films his cousin wanking and is a massive melt. Touches kid bum holes on the daily with his dad but his mum is fit as fuck and takes it up the ass. uncle Bradley = Brad Benton from Chester. Also a gay model

Uncle Bradley tried to touch me

by PedoExposer12345 September 23, 2019

Uncle Deezle

What you turn into after taking three scoops of preworkout.

Uncle Deezle over there took three scoops and forgot where he was.

by joemammy September 3, 2016