When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.
by JoZG October 20, 2008
Get the The Uncle Sammug. Marijuana that you and your friends got from an uncle in the family. No one really knows what it is, all they know is that it is bomb!
by Simplex July 12, 2009
Get the Uncle Budmug. 
The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.
Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)
by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006
Get the Uncle Claudemug. by joemammy September 3, 2016
Get the Uncle Deezlemug. When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017
Get the Sugar unclesmug. massive Nonce. Films his cousin wanking and is a massive melt. Touches kid bum holes on the daily with his dad but his mum is fit as fuck and takes it up the ass. uncle Bradley = Brad Benton from Chester. Also a gay model
by PedoExposer12345 September 23, 2019
Get the Uncle Bradleymug.