Hoss University

The University of Hoss or "Hoss U" is a made up collage, and is used to refer to people who are not going to collage. It most commonly refers to bigger muscular boys who are dumb or not very bright. And implies they are going to Hoss U to presue a degree in "being a hoss"

Jack: "Charlie is such a Hoss he just plows through their defensive line!"

Dave: "I know! He is defiantly committing to Hoss University"

by hinsdale kid April 30, 2015

Vanderton University

A fictional university in many Lifetime movies.

I just got accepted to Vanderton University!

by Word Madman May 12, 2020

Universal code

Basic things that everyone knows

Friend - Can i borrow your underwear?
You- Ewww, gross you can't!
Friend- why not?
You- Because its Universal code

by RiahRhymes December 12, 2016

Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.

"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*

by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020

Lindenwood university

The place where everyone plays a sport and studies sports science/management. They also act like they’re a pro or have a shot at a high paying pro position. In reality only 2% of every college student athlete in the United States will make a pro team, then .01 to actually play regularly. It’s even less with this school. With a graduation rate of 50 percent these douche canoes that play sports are dumb entitled rich kids with no future. The women of Lindenwood are just as worse, worshiping the chads and brads that will ultimately do nothing of significance with their lives.

Lindenwood university, where rich dumb kids come to feel important

by PythonDev November 12, 2022

Universal Gigolo

A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.

At the mall:

Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo

by LTF2 September 14, 2008

Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.

"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019