Trumpet

A loud and annoying person

That guys is being such a trumpet.

by The ClaperWolf August 24, 2019

Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs

“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”

by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019

rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

by bentgenius July 27, 2017

Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

trumpet pinky

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.

by Swagbæ June 18, 2018

French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018