by Low Rent Crack October 9, 2018
Get the Trumpetingmug. After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.
by Mtg187 September 19, 2017
Get the Fiery trumpetmug. by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019
Get the Rusty trumpetmug. The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.
Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019
Get the Trumpetmug. by Camokt June 16, 2016
Get the trumpet cookiemug. The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
Get the tibetan butt trumpetmug. by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011
Get the Junket Trumpetmug.