torpey

Der Best in der West

Torpey pwns yo mama's asssss

by NUB_chicken April 6, 2005

toris

toris
also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.

"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something

by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008

Toasty Torpedo

The act of giving a bitch a big, hot dick to stick down her throat.

A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars

Brad: I was at Ashley's house lastnight and I gave her a toasty torpedo

Steve: Nice.

by Ima Weiner March 30, 2009

torpedo

Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.

Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?

by Craig October 29, 2002

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

Tops and fingers

To provocatively stimulate anothers sexual glands whilst topless

"She took him home for some tops and fingers."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

terpsichorean

An antique disco scene.

"Yo, this is some terpsichorean shit that the chamber orchestra is throwing down."

by Chipping Woodlet III December 3, 2005