Turkey Snout

A long, wrinkly piece of skin that is connected to a vagina up in the clitoral region and hangs down at least an inch, two or three is better. This "snout" looks identical to the snout (or snood, for those who know a turkey's anatomy) that hangs off a turkey's beak.

If you ever come across a pussy with a turkey snout, make sure you suck it! She'll love it!

by captainjoe88 December 2, 2011

turkey face

The confused, paranoid, and often guilty look found upon the face of a person who has just ingested a significant amount of marijuana.

Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.

by LakeForestWASP August 14, 2012

Turkey Day Gobbler

When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.

Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Turkey Trot

When you have the shits and trot like a turkey in search of a porcelain throne.

Bob: Did you see how Dave was running down the hallway at work today?

Dan: Yeah, he ate the Susan's chili at the potluck and he had the turkey trots. He went home so I think he shit himself.

by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018

Dry Turkey

A person who acts unusually white/uncool, lame ect. Much like "jive turkey" just a bit worse.

"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"

by Jamba098 October 15, 2013

butterball turkey ass

When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.

"Damn bruh alicia has got one butterball turkey ass. Scrumptious!"

by actualfactual3765 June 1, 2017

Greased Turkey

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.

Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"

by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017