Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind

Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo

by Blickens June 6, 2022

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josiah toledo

Josiah is a fine ass ginger who seriously needs to be in jail for being too fine I would literally drop all my friends for him

"Hey you know josiah toledo?"
"Yeah man he's fine as fuck"

by Amaani69 August 16, 2022

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two toned lips

Lips of two completely different shades in most cases one dark than the other

I have two toned lips

by Vinne October 27, 2022

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two toned lips

Lips of two completely different shades in most cases one dark than the other

I have two toned lips

by Vinne October 27, 2022

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The Topeka Fire Chief

When one man, who likes to watch other men have sex with his wife, enjoys Ben & Jerry's ice cream while he watches.

Adam is a next level cuck. He likes the Topeka Fire Chief when he does it.

by thehovahslap May 29, 2023

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When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.

Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

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