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Tobleroning

The act of vigorously thrusting a Toblerone in ones anus until left with nothing but a gooey mess. Leaving you with the luxurious appearance of almond chips and dangle-berries
My roommate caught me Tobleroning Debbie last night. Now he won't stop calling her Dirty Debs!
by Wafflehoff August 6, 2016
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Toledo War

a conflict lasting from 1835–1836

Due to the lack of satellite images and other modern technologies, state lines used to be very difficult to distinguish based on maps and geography. The Michigan and Ohio land claims overlapped slightly in a 468 sq. mile area called the Toledo Strip. The two were poised to go to war over this area of land (though the only casualty was a minor wound from a penknife), and it was only the fact that Michigan was not yet a state that kept the dispute from more bloodshed.

An agreement was reached; Michigan would cede the Toledo Strip to Ohio in exchange for statehood and the Upper Peninsula (at the time thought to be a useless bit of woodland). The Upper Peninsula was likely to have been given to Wisconsin, but it was not until 1841 that the rich copper deposits in the U.P. were discovered.
Historians, while unable to agree on which state won the Toledo War, unanimously agree that it was the state of Wisconsin which lost.
by princerinse July 4, 2017
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Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.
Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.
by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017
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tolfree

Hey is that Tolfree over there. He's a cunt
by Audience May 4, 2018
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tobermory

tobermory is a sexc man who is very tall and he is good at every game no cap
wow look at that sexc boi tobermory
by ratusfatus November 10, 2020
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Jena Toles

have u guys seen ms. jena toles today?
by swaggtv1969 July 15, 2011
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Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.
I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!
by Famous Jim June 3, 2013
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