totes mcgots

When someone asks you to do something awesome. Also can mean something awesome.

Eli: Did you see em do that
Bill: It was Totes Mcgots

by Carl Beck January 30, 2014

Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014

totes orig

Totally Original

Your idea is totes orig.

by Craig Difford May 19, 2014

totes fallops

A way to describe something, someone, or place as being amazing. It is the amaze balls equivalent for females, that is totally in my Fallopian tubes.

That tuna casserole recipe is Totes Fallops!

by smocode March 31, 2015

totes down

An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.

Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.

by HayGurlHay. September 3, 2016

Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017