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Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness
“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”
by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020
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rapey-matt

A creepy interaction by a boomer with someone of the opposite sex who is in a relationship and unaware.
Rapey-matt occurs when a Matt corners a female in a nightclub to let her know of her beauty (rapey intentions)
by Rapey-Matt November 7, 2019
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Matt Foster

A bad guy that will take your Asswrogan away and he took the wrong path. He will go potatoes for you. Fucks like a Tigger (from Winne the Pooh). Overall he is tall and wears glasses because he cannot see very well.
i am potatoes for Matt Foster !
by Quadrapuds March 12, 2017
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Matt Holt

Fictional character from Netflix’s Voltron: Legendary Defender.
Brother of Pidge (Katie Holt).
Meme god and great boyfriend material who made a terrible decision about his haircut.

His ponytail will be missed.
I adore Matt Holt. Back off hoes, he’s mine and mine only.
by em000ly December 22, 2018
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Matt Levine

Matt Levine n,verb.

Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.

Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.

The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’

Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
“ Matt Levine does not belong in the LES (Lower East Side)”

This place has been Levine’d”

Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
by kramersconscience October 8, 2008
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Matt's Dad

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster
1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)
by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009
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matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.
That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.
by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014
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