Poopy beans

The worst insult you can possibly say to someone. It is worse than calling someone a poopy head or rarted, Or even a hecker. (apologies for my horrible language)

Person 1: Lmao you’re so stupid it’s funny!
Person 2: Shut up poopy beans!

by Nekochu_gaming September 24, 2020

Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008

angel bean

A name given to your boyfriend/girlfriend or someone that is just generally really cute

Phil is everyone's favourite angel bean

He is like a ray of sunshine, he's such an angel bean

by Happy birthday Phil October 12, 2016

bean holder

another name for vagina, the bean being the clitoris.

i had a sharp shooting pain in my bean holder.

i'm going to get in my bean holder tonight and flick my bean.

by the bean master May 19, 2009

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016