Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.

Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Mob Tube

Mob Tube is a place where overweight, over 40, small penis having men, and overweight old angry no dick getting women all convene together to yell and scream about who hurt who's fee fees the worst. Most spend their nights doing marathon live streams and bitch and moan about who's fee fees were hurt worst.

Hey I was watching mob Tube and seen old men yelling at old ladies.

by Brutally Brittany July 9, 2023

Tube Moob

Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.

"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"

by cool-chick-a-rama June 13, 2013

death tube

a unique term used almost solely when referring to the walking tunnel at Lakeland Community College

When my class in the A building was over, i used the death tube to walk to the T building.

by yourbootsarecool August 28, 2018

tuna tube

The vagina. The famale reproductive organ.

No, no baby—I'm sure your fuckin tuna tube is great, it's just that I've got this relationship thing goin' on. . .

by jalfrazie extraordinaire August 3, 2008

yogurt tube

Penis.

Does that mean you're back riding that yogurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

Tube-Mood

How you behave on The London Underground (or tube) whenever you may be on it. It may be that you do offer your seat to those who need it more or it may be that your a douche its however you act on the Tube.

Guy 1 "hey dude check out that dick not giving that pregnant lady his seat"

Guy 2 "wow.. what a dick, I bet he's in a shit tube-mood"

by JB9254 July 22, 2011