Barking Snail

a premature ejaculating micro penis

i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail

by bght33 July 24, 2020

snail emoji

used when someone is being annoying or unfunny

@passionate is being such a 🐌 (snail emoji)

by pipiup May 11, 2022

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018

Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.

Dayum she left a texas snail trail

by NeecyMae August 7, 2022

Soggy Snail

The act of cumming in a woman then having her drag her vagina across your chest

Bro Brittany gave me a soggy snail last night, I haven't had one since college!

by Ovyna November 20, 2025

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018

The Snail

"The Snail" is worshipped by anybody who plays the game called "War Thunder". The reason this is is because the logo of the creator of the game "Gaijin Entertainment" has a snail in it. Therefore it is worshipped.

"Why weren`t you in school yesterday?"
"I`m sorry The snail told me to play War Thunder all day yesterday."

by YataTTV May 24, 2023