Homeless Snail

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.

Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails

by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021

Snailed

After a girl is cream pied she rubs her vagina on someone

After we had sex she got on top of me and snailed me.

by Cheebaguy27 February 23, 2022

Snail

Hail that is really soft
Falls like hail feels like snow
Snow Hail--->soft hail--->Snail

Guy 1: It looks like hail but it feels like snow
Guy 2: Must be some of that snail I've hear about

by Fozzy March 28, 2015

Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).

The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.

by Snaillifer December 16, 2019

Snailing

The act of making yourself look like a snail in funny places; it is done by lying down in a similar fashion to planking, but with your butt raised up in the air.

"I'm snailing! Y'know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!"

by octacle December 22, 2024

Snail Trail

When a male ejaculates inside a female and she proceeded to slide her vagina across her partner's chest, leaving a snail like trail with his sperm.

Sex last night was absolutely amazing. Up until then it was rather dull until she surprised me by finishing things up with a Snail Trail.

by Dzwsin April 3, 2016