escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12prtscsysrqscrlkpausebreak`1234567890-=backspaceinshomepageupnumlk/*-tabqwertyuiop[]\delendpagedown7home8^9pgup+capsasdfghjkl;'enter4<56>shiftzxcvbnm,./shift^1end2˅3pgdnenterctrlwindowaltspacebaraltfnwindowctrl<˅>0ins.del

So you got really bored huh. You've done all the ways you could possibly type out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and you've typed out all of the numbers in every way possible.

You found it.
Out of complete boredom, on your ass with your homework that's due tomorrow, you found this.
You absolute lowlife.

"Jimmy where is your homework!?"
"Oh sorry Miss I fucking typed out escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12prtscsysrqscrlkpausebreak`1234567890-=backspaceinshomepageupnumlk/*-tabqwertyuiop\delendpagedown7home8^9pgup+capsasdfghjkl;'enter4<56>shiftzxcvbnm,./shift^1end2˅3pgdnenterctrlwindowaltspacebaraltfnwindowctrl<˅>0ins.del instead of focusing on my work
"Fair enough"

by tealyy March 15, 2021

f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow

You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys

f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow

by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010

shifting

reality shifting isn't lucid dreaming, it's moving your consciousness to another.

Olivia: Girl you won't believe what happened!!

Isabella: what happened?
Olivia: I finally shifted to Hogwarts yesterday!!
Isabella: girl are you ok? that's just lucid dreaming
Olivia: NO IT WAS REAL! REALITY! reality shifting is moving your consciousness to another!

Isabella: oh my god, okay okay if you say so

by livieshifts January 27, 2023

Money Shift

1 - A downshift from 5th gear to 2nd. It's called a "money" shift cus it fucking explodes your engine.

Xylo, you dumbass, you did a money shift in the civic!

by Dave epic dude July 19, 2025

C-Shift

One of 3 Shifts to cover a 72 hour period within the Fire Department Schedule. Preceding A-Shift & following B-Shift.

Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.

“Yesterday was apparatus day, but you know it’s C-Shift so they half ass did it”

by SHA_JFRD November 14, 2021