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scratch n' sniff

The process of scratching your butt hole and taking a big ol' sniff.
Dude 1: Ew! Did you just scratch n' sniff?
Dude 2: Sure did. Smelt good too.
by beter68 November 6, 2025
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Scratch

Scratch is a community for people to code, and make friends, and interact with each other, and is typically for people ages 8 to 16. It was created in May 2007 by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. The link is scratch.mit.edu.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, I love Scratch! It’s such a fun website to use!
Person 2: Me too! I use it all the time!
by CountBlossom July 11, 2023
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Scratch that

mookyshuffler and dernis coined the term as a portmanteau of good ideas and despicable after thoughts resulting in regression to a former state.
“Dude we should…scratch that… but yeah potentially worth revisiting”
by michael jamison August 6, 2022
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Scratch

A nickname for a 750ml bottle of hard liquor, a size up from the Mickey
Yoooo I know you’re not draining that Scratch of fireball all by yourself
by Tomahawk420 July 1, 2021
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Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
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Record Scratch

When someone says something so absurd that everyone has to pause for a moment and look in disgust, usually associated with the record scratch sound effect.
"He record scratched so hard the whole class stopped what they were doing and looked over."
by BigWayne_Iosnoop July 13, 2025
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Scratch

A term for Bisexual men who are straight. It's an old Jazz term done by Jazz Musicians especially Pianist when they scratch their nose Left that means tonight is for Women, when they scratch their nose right it means today is for Men. If you Scratch left you are mostly with women (Men Vice Versa). If you scratch under in the nose is for women you like vaginal, over the nose is you like anal (Men Vice Versa)
I scratch left always but I wear a tribal tattoo on my right arm of the Virgen de Sapopa, Jesus Christ and my Wife for when I scratched right mostly.
by Justme1981 April 10, 2019
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