Nonce

Logan Paul

Group of people: Aha there’s the nonce that lost the fight
Logan Paul: *cries*

by Whatyouon December 1, 2019

Nonce

No-nse

A huge paedophile. likes fiddling with Teenagers and maybe even primary school children. (really foul)

person1 "did you hear about Jimmy Saville?"

person2 "yeah I heard he was a massive NONCE."

by English Slang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 June 26, 2023

nonce magnet

A person or individual (mostly female) that perform actions that attract pedophiles online.

"That girl is a bloody nonce magnet"

by Sanquo November 6, 2019

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.

That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.

by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021

Nonce

A term used to describe the cools and most rad person in a Snapchat group chat. (People don’t call him “PHD choppa” for nothing)

Yo that kid who every one calls PS4 choppa is such a cool nonce

by GenoSmith123 September 26, 2019

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021