hamster lullabye

Blowing through a dog toy squeaker

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.

by Koudaku December 6, 2020

gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023

Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024

Hamster

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.

The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material

by Pink Hamster Kirby April 20, 2022

Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass

"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"

by sammycupcakes November 29, 2011

Hamster vitamins

Hamster vitamins : Vitamins made from parts of a hamster that are chewy yet have a slight punch of sliminess to it.

Did you take you hamster vitamins?

by City vocabulary May 18, 2022

Hamstering

When you climb on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and your lady sucks you off underneath like a hamster drinking from a water bottle

I took the chick up out in the Civic last night and she did some hamstering on me.

by AjayCee005 October 2, 2025