Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.

Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!

by QuacksO June 26, 2020

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020

Field Crunch

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene

She’s pretty good in bed, but she prefers someone who knows how to field crunch

by GianniGod October 6, 2020

Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

Mintberry Crunch

A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.

Mintberry Crunch: Well, hello there, citizen!
Me: I'm gonna cut your dick off.

by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023

Crunch

I wanna fuck you till u passout

i wanna crunch you

by Tyrxne.2x May 26, 2023