Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .

RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night

by Roo-poo August 1, 2023

Yogurt Trail

When you ejaculate on someone's "happy trail" and let it dry.

"Hey Tim, I think you've dropped some crumbs on yourself!"
"Nah man, that's my yogurt trail."

by LunaWolfgangGang April 9, 2024

yogurt

A tiktok/instagram brainrot trend using wordplay such as the following dialogue

Me: Yogurt
Gurt: sybau gng
Gng: Huh? I didn't do anything
I: That is true
True: No, I'm true

by DigBick9696 April 13, 2025

yogurt

how retards and inbreds spell yoghurt

it’s spelt yoghurt not yogurt you stupid inbred assholes

by why are russian girls so cute August 14, 2025

Yogurt mule

A person or persons who use their anal passage to transfer illegal or contraband into jail or prison. Also they can be existing inmate that transfers items form cell block or from cell to cell. They can be an inmate or a vistor.

An inmate will hide and transfer drugs by using his anal passage to contain the drugs from being found are called a yogurt mule. Often inmates are forced to spread their ass cheeks apart and searched for such items.

by malici January 5, 2011

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018