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Googly Vision

When one has reached a point in their sobriety level (high or drunk) where a female who wouldn't look good, looks especially sexy.
A: she looks so good when i have googly vision
B: those blondes, always look good when you've got your googly vision on.
by Rank.Indian November 13, 2011
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blackbox vision

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.
Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision
by kyk93 November 24, 2021
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Tunnel Vision

Tunnel Vision is when your view on life “tunnels” as if you are in a tunnel and can only see one thing or one goal and that’s all that matters to you.
Notre Dame had tunnel vision on winning a National Championship in Lacrosse.
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Transmission Vision

When you are using hallucinogens to take advantage of a situation and use all technologies to make a quick and accumulated decision and simulation.
Winner: well, as I told you, when I was _____, I instantly understood that I needed to stop (but still thinking about it)

Audience: oh I see!

Loser: how can take his side??? He’s obviously still thinking about it! He’s doing that “Transmission Vision” thing again!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023
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I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.
Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
by Demigod33 December 21, 2023
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