Marijuana that you and your friends got from an uncle in the family. No one really knows what it is, all they know is that it is bomb!
by Simplex July 12, 2009

When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
by BagofDicks May 6, 2013

The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.
Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)
by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006

by joemammy September 3, 2016

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

massive Nonce. Films his cousin wanking and is a massive melt. Touches kid bum holes on the daily with his dad but his mum is fit as fuck and takes it up the ass. uncle Bradley = Brad Benton from Chester. Also a gay model
by PedoExposer12345 September 23, 2019
