kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying

Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree

by veins April 4, 2010

Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

by alchemist April 22, 2014

Spit swaps

It's some you do with you bsf we're you spit in each others mouth

2 friends laying in a bed chilling and then they spit swaps

by rostye45 May 31, 2021

bum spitting

When you gape the anus of your partner, just to spit a single orb into their anus.

Come on up stairs steve were spittin in bums! Gonna have a blast bum spitting.

by SenorSamGrams May 27, 2017

Spit and Shine

The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.

Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*

by Cypress Hillbilly April 28, 2013

Spit Dope

To "spit dope" is to have rhymes that are really good and often very meaningful or poetic. Usually used in reference to rappers, but can also apply to singers as well.

I will always respect 'Pac. That dude spit some straight-up dope. Emenim and E-40 spit some dope too though.

by leminyelloblak December 27, 2010