Valid Salad

The interjected exclamation following a statement that is true, or that the speaker of the phrase agrees with. Phrase use should have absolutely no correlation to food, as the irony is lost...

"My girlfriend is the stupidest girl in town."
"Why, man?"
"She doesn't know how to spell 'facetious'."
"Valid salad."

by danjdber September 11, 2009

Egg Salad

The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".

While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.

by MentholMan December 14, 2008

noob salad

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs. can refer to gang of noobs.

ill pwn you and your noob salad.

by Mike Matthews December 23, 2007

Nipple Salad

A salad that includes a plentiful and diverse array of nipples tossed nicely with lettuce, tomatoes, and your choice of dressing.

Man I am hungry lets go get a nice big nipple salad.

Your nipples are really nice I want to toss them in my salad.

by extremenip September 21, 2009

Heavy Salad

Heavy salad is the saying of when one is feeling down with life. When one is down, just curse, instead of abuse about somebody that you hate, just mention heavy salad.

Emo 1: "Ahh, life sucks."
Emo 2: "Yes, nobody understands me."
Emo 1: "Heavy salad."

by MrTadius December 10, 2007

Salad Tosser

Also referred to as "A tosser". it is an individual who licks out someones ass.

"Wow, I heard Tom Sizemore was a salad tosser while he was in jail."

by Turbo of Hali August 24, 2006

Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put their flaccid dicks in one guys mouth.
Or a delicious salad usually made up of cold noodles, chopped veggies, and dressing.

Greg had noodle salad at his 10th annual college accapella reunion.

by Bakedcookie420 April 24, 2016