Nelson

Nelson is one of those people that’s always horny around his friends, especially when he’s alone. He’s friends mess around a lot but he’s usually the odd man out. Nelson always abuses he’s smallest friend and always scared of he’s black friends. Nelson’s friends make fun of his acne because he has more of those than friends.

Nelson: I like Caitlyn
Small friend:Of course you do your a Nelson

by Iver6ers October 20, 2019

Nelson

AMAZING to pleasure my cock and ball. His ball buster hits the spot.

Yes, I have a cock and ball torture session with Nelson today

Of course! He's 5 stars for sure!

by Mr. Wong's cock and ball October 13, 2019

Nelson

Universal term for someone who is a messer of the highest order.

Got a head gasket gone again ! Fuck of Nelson you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

nelson

he sweet and like big black niggas

nelson is gay he like niggas

by savage222222222 December 22, 2017

Nelsoned

To assist in a game, and then lose on purpose after a winning streak.

I failed my promos i cant believe you just nelsoned me

by Banige November 12, 2019

nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself

your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}

by a male woman May 5, 2017