munge mustard

A mustard mucus like substance from a decaying munged body.

After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.

by Psychostench February 23, 2024

duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy December 25, 2007

mustard brain

the word your mom uses when shes mad at another driver .

Mom: you mustard brain pee knuckle !!!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

mustard smell

basement dwellers

So many mustard smell in this area

by T23FRon August 21, 2023

Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".

There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.

by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018