by gdogg1217 June 05, 2025
N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 08, 2023
by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022
One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.
"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
by Hoagy Macintosh August 16, 2023
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
by Tactical-teacup April 25, 2024
Linda: “I don’t know what else I can do! I’ve already used open expression and he STILL can’t take the hint!”
by purplepandas October 14, 2017