Soggy Egg

When you are long dicking a bitch so good you feel like you ejaculate directly onto her ovaries.

I got so deep up in that hoe that I gave her a real good soggy egg.

by MrDiddleZ August 26, 2015

Cracking Eggs

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

egg beaters

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010

beer egg

A giant shit which feels like laying an egg. Generally dropped the day after a massive night on the beer.

I feel awesome now I've had my beer egg.

by Steve G Young March 24, 2008

egg whammys

this is where you go at 4am to get some badass grand slams and eggs over my hamy's. aka dennys

bro fuck its 4am im fungry, dude lets hit up egg whammys get some hash browns. oh fo sho!

by j-easy! January 12, 2009

Chicken Egg

Pulling one testicle above your pantline. Enabling the testicle to be visible.

"Hey everyone look at my chicken egg!"

by Toplasma January 13, 2009

easter egg

Also refers to a piece of "unrated material" that has been added to a DVD, but is not part of the visible menu. Usually happened upon by moving the cursor in a cardinal direction that is not in the general flow of the menu selections.

In a vertical listing of a menu, moving the cursor left or right might allow you to happen upon an easter egg.

by prospero May 13, 2005