*person doesn’t respond to texts or calls
Me: so we not speaking today?
No response—
*calls person
Me again: bet
Me: oh we forwarding calls now?
Me: bet
Me: so we not speaking today?
No response—
*calls person
Me again: bet
Me: oh we forwarding calls now?
Me: bet
by Youonlywish July 29, 2022
Get the Betmug. by msirek June 10, 2019
Get the Betmug. A term linking to “nothing ever happens”, this term can be used after a highly anticipated event/situation does not take place as expected.
Dude 1: Bro, did you hear what Trump’s saying about the Epstein files now?
Dude 2: Always bet on nothing my guy😎
Dude 2: Always bet on nothing my guy😎
by anad1234 July 18, 2025
Get the Always bet on nothingmug. A large accumulator consisting of short odds ranging from 1/2 1/1000 with a maximum stake per line of £15. When placing a haigy bet the total accumulated odds must amount to no larger than 4/1 and upon losing the bet you have the license to moan for 24hours.
by D_VADER August 25, 2013
Get the Haigy Betmug. A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.
Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?
by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024
Get the Piss betmug. Person 1: Lads, I've stuck 45p on Aubameyang first goal scorer at 5/1
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet
by bigfatcamel January 12, 2022
Get the Muzz Betmug.