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dan jones

honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021
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The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
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rollercoaster jones

A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.
"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"

"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"
by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008
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Jai Jones

A black person who likes to brag about having a 7 inch reproductive organ. He has crackhead friends and one white tweaker one he also comes from a ghetto neighborhood but moved to the suburbs. He is handsome as fuck and when he braids his hair in a bit it only makes girls want him even more
Damn that nigga gotta be named Jai Jones
by JeezyNeedy05 June 21, 2018
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Riley Jones

She is the nicest person you'll meet she is kind hearted. She dersves the world. Sometimes the world turns its back on her but she has to keep fighting. Love you your best friend.
by Your best friend, meg. October 23, 2019
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sgt jones

a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
by brandonius316 June 11, 2011
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Liam Jones

"My asshole too tight so I couldn't give a shit." -Liam Jones
by AJDoughty June 13, 2023
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