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texas caviar

A sexual act in which one partner eats an excess of assorted beans, salsa, and sweet corn, and then defecates onto the butt of his/her partner. The feces, typically runny, is then used as lubricant.
Yo, did you try Texas caviar with Elizabeth last night?

No bro, that shit's fucked up.
by Fifths fifths June 16, 2015
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East Texas Gravy Boat

The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out
I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.
by Dr. DubWalker October 25, 2015
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sulphur springs texas

the place that steals friends away:
its also a small town in texas and as of the 2000 census has 14,585 people in it
where did she move? oh sulphur springs texas. wheres that??? texas....
by CHeyyyeennnee March 18, 2011
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Texas

by melanthex April 4, 2005
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mckinney, texas

man, did you hear mac town is the fastest growing city in the nation even though they continue to be #1 for High magazine?
by vera! February 22, 2005
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texas penny

Moe: I bet you a hundred dollars I can beat you at arm wrestling
Texan: A Texas penny it is
by lance... April 25, 2008
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Waco Texas Massacre

(1) (this is the basics of what happened, there are many more details I won't include...because I don't have time to sit on my computer all day...sorry, also, I live in Waco so I and my family were very close to this story, though I was very young when it actually happened)
A 53 day standoff that happened near Waco, Texas, involving doomsday cultists (Branch Davidians) led by David Koresh, and government agents. The Branch Davidians were alleged to have abused children, stockpiled weapons, and practiced polygamy at their compound at Mount Carmel, a rural area a few miles away from the city of Waco. These concerns increased to the point that the local paper, The Waco Tribune-Herald, backed by the community, began to pressure the authorities to take action against the Davidians. This is when the FBI and the BATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms) decided to raid the compound. The Branch Davidians barricaded themselves inside a large building on the compound (after 4 agents and 5 Davidians were shot and killed), they were in there for 50 days, while the agents tried to negotiate with Koresh to release the children and other innocent people in the building. The building they were in caught fire on day 51, April 19, killing 76 Davidians (27 of them children) including Koresh. Most of them didn't even try to flee the building. No one knows for sure if the fire was set by the agents or the Davidians, and there is evidence supporting both sides.
While it is sad that this happened, it is not comparable to atrocities such as Tienemen square, because the government agents were going after *armed criminals*, NOT peaceful, unarmed protestors. While innocent people were involved, they were not the targets of the raid. They were the people the agents were there to try and save. While they were unsuccessful and made many mistakes, even lieing about some of their mistakes, it is misleading to label their actions as malicious.

(2) The only thing my hometown is known for. Well that and Dr Pepper...
(1) The Waco Texas Massacre occured in 1993, lasted for almost 2 months and resulted in nearly 100 deaths.

(2) Waiter: So where you from?
Me: Waco...
Waiter: oohhhhh...Branch davidians....
Me: yep...
by Rachelle1017 August 24, 2006
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