turd tennis

When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.

Bob: "Me and this girl play turd tennis
regularly."

by Yo_yo mom December 6, 2022

Kiss a tennis player day

It's a National kiss a tennis player day, it's happening on every month's 1st day.

guy 1: Oh, it's a new month again
guy 2: hell yes, it's kiss a tennis player day!

by themightyRRR December 19, 2019

Clay Jr. in Tennesse

A scum bag that beats his wife, steals money from his childern and should be put in jail.

Clay Jr. in Tennesse

Clay is the VP of bed pans and should be in jail.

by Thetruthisoutclay January 14, 2012

Mr. Tennant

The type of guy to wiggle his fingers before eating a slice of pie

person one -"why is Mr. Tennant wiggling his fingers like that"

person two -"pie"

by The Troy Troll November 16, 2021

tennessee teabag

A Tennessee Teabag is when one fucks a girl in the ass and then tucks his balls into her pussy.

I was fucking this bitch last night, and all she seemed to want was was a Tennessee Teabag.

by Mason Olrogge December 25, 2008

Tennessee Hotstick

When a male who is currently chewing tobacco spits his "chew spit" on his penis and then inserts said penis into his partner's anus or vagina.

I threw her the Tennessee Hotstick last night and she howled like a coyote.

by mike208 May 26, 2008

Tennesee Tickler

This is when you are have sex with a woman from behind doggy style and when she is about ready to orgasm you start tickling the back of her knee, thus her losing concentration and providing her with a better orgasm.

As I was getting banged from behind, he started tickling my knee and as I turned around to ask him what the f*ck, I had the best orgasm I've ever had! He just smiled and told me it was the Tennesee Tickler!

by MikieP August 17, 2007