Trumpeting

v. The act of a Trump supporter going on the internet and gloating.

Tom was Trumpeting all the time on social media so I smoked his ass off my friends list.

by Low Rent Crack October 9, 2018

Trumpets

the instrument that only plays forte or louder

BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!

by spectre729 July 29, 2019

TrumPet

A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.

I can't believe my favorite uncle has become a TrumPet.

by Texano November 10, 2019

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019

Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge

Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.

by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019

Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.

Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.

by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019