Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

toilet jerk

When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.

Person 1: Man last night was crazy!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.

Person 2: So what did you do?

Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.

Person 2: ...wtf.

Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!

by Conbradyor June 20, 2010

toilet scab

a hard piece of fecal matter that adheres on the side of the toilet.

"No matter how hard you piss on that toilet scab it never disappears"

poop staincrapdo doshitfecal

by Moshae Music June 9, 2010

toilet challenge

When a previous toilet user flushes but the tee-pee does not go down. You flush it not prepared with no plunger in hand and when the water looks like its gonna overflow your eyes get big and you challenge that water to overflow, when it doesn't your safe. But when it does it gives you a reason to get pissed and stomp around the house the rest of the night.

~A. (Flush)
~A (eyes get big)
~B Don't toilet challenge, turn the water off.
~A To late nose goes for clean-up.

by Ccw1993 September 30, 2010

Toilet Tourist

One who goes out of their way to go to a different 'common' bathroom than normal due to how nasty the deposit will be.

Dude, do not use the bathroom in accounting. I had to be a toilet tourist after the trip to the all you can eat chinese buffet.

by JimBrewSki July 11, 2011

Toledo, IA

A very small, boring town in which everyone is either a bitch, a whore, or a country hick.

Person 1: Wow, she's pregnant in eighth grade?
Person 2: Yeah, she must live in Toledo, IA

by KayDee3192 September 11, 2011